So I'm coloring with my 6 year-old niece that we live with, and she tells me "I know everything there is about the jungle!"
so I say "That's great! What do you know?"
"there are lots of animals, and a lot of them are mean animals, and cool plants are there too."
"that's right! what kind of animals live there?"
"you know..snakes..lizards.."
"Good! what about camels?"
"no, they live in the desert."
"ok. what about elephants?"
"that's easy!! they live in the zoo!!"
Then there was also the other night babysitting, when I hear her yell at her 3-year old little brother "if you do that ONE more time, I am going to give you a BIG WEDGIE!!"
So, of course, I go over and say, "we don't give wedgies, that isn't very nice!"
and she replies with, "its ok! I do it to him all the time! he doesn't mind! sometimes, he likes it!!"
Then the 9-year old sees the shock in my face and runs over and whispers in my ear "don't worry..she thinks 'wedgie' means 'to tackle'" ..which really means play wrestling
both these stories were from only the past couple days. this kind of stuff is a daily occurrence!